Hey Pip - Nice list but I can find offence in quite a few of them if you like. Our 'hero' in 'Pleasant and Delightful; is off to India for seven long years - Presumably to subdue the natives ;-) You've never heard our version of Blood Red Roses if you can't find offence in that and what did that wee little drummer do to deserve such actions from a pair of pair of grown men? Bloody perverts...

Offence can be found in anything if you look close enough!

:D tG