The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #2595   Message #3237543
Posted By: GUEST
11-Oct-11 - 09:24 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Pfft! You Was Gone: 'Where, oh where...?'
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Pfft! You Was Gone: 'Where, oh where...?'
The lyrics for the cow one are:

You bought yourself an electric milker.
You didn't know the hose from the spout.
You put it on Bessie our cow and you left her.
After four hours she turned inside out.