It might be a good idea to re-title this thread "The Keith & Jim Show, part ∞" but I figure most people will see a thread with something controversial in the title, notice it's over 400 posts long and just know it's the two of you going at it again/stll, albeit with a little help once in a while.

Forget taking it to PMs because it's not worth it for you without an audience... or more accurately being able to believe you have an audience. You two should just get your own forum.