I only remember some of the lines, going thru each body part nick named to be funny, but this is how i remember it:

Hand on my nose, what is this here?
This is my nose blower, my mother dear.
Nose blower, inky dinky dinky doo, that's what I learned in my school, vahoo!


Then by the end of the song, you add all the funny body parts, singing in order from last to first part:

Hand on my eye, what is this here?
This is my eye winker, my mother dear.
...eye winker, chin chopper, knee knocker, bread basket, nose blower...inky dinky dinky doo, that's what I learned in my school, vahoo!

I just want the complete set of body parts nicknames so i can sing it to my grand babies!

if you know them, really, not the new fangled version, but the original version, please email me!
MaryEBCify
mecrangle@hotmail.com

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