Most things get up my nose these days (it's probably something to do with my age!). Nevertheless, one thing that I've hated for years is oafs who drive around, on a summer's day, with their in-car sound systems on full blast and their windows wound down - so that everyone for miles is forced to be deafened by their oafish 'tastes' in 'post-music noise'.

I think that it should be legal to toss a tear gas grenade in through the open window and then, when the oaf hurls himself out of his car, coughing and spluttering, to thrash his oafish kneecaps with a baseball bat!