If you find you are doing a gig for a gang of wifebeating, racist, dog murdering, grannybashers.

Do all the dogmurdering, granny bashing, wife beating, racist songs you know - take the money, and on reflection if you've enjoyed the gig - do it again.

Onetime I got booked into CB radio club in Derby (when CB radio was popular).

After the gig, one of them said to me - its a tall wipeout man. I never did find out what he meant, although I doubt if it meant anything good.

Don't think about it too much, DrugCrazed - just try to avoid tall wipeouts.