Man, Amos, there are times when I only wish I had YOUR imagination! LOL! And your command of ponderous sesquipedalia, but that's another matter...

You think I'm the one who is leading Shane to this supposed moral resurrection in the bosom of the Lord? Go to, sir! I think you should realize that any nefarious individual on this forum who wants to can impersonate Shane quite easily. And they do! Or at least...one of them does. I figure it's either you or it's Rapparee. Whichever one of you heartless wretches it is, I earnestly hope that he will presently experience contrition, deep shame and regret...regret that will cause him to confess to his appropriation of poor Shane's name, and to publicly apologize to the entire community for egregiously invading the sanctity of another man(?)'s identity merely for the mundane purposes of his own idle amusement.

I swan! I goose! I gander! I duck! But I do not experience egret, because my heart is pure.