I quoted the previous poem wrongly! I abase myself, pouring sackcloth and ashes over my head. It should have read

Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep
The radar has failed to find them.
They'll all face-to-face
Meet in parallel space
Preceeding their leaders behind them.

The shame! The shame! Oh, the horror! I was actually in error!!

I will throw myself off of a bridge!

Or something....