That was an irrelevant test. Try this one. There are no correct answers, but you will be judged on spelling and grammar.

1. Do you prefer beer or sex?
2. Would you rather be run over by a truck or play the banjo?
3. True or False: Catspaw49 is a space alien.
4. On a scale of 1 to 10, where do you rate yourself?
5. On which side do/did you part your hair?
6. What was the lowest educational level you have had?
7. Were you at the coronation of Elizabeth II?
8. How about the coronation of Elizabeth I?
9. Would you prefer a Honda Gold Wing or Harley-Davidson?
10. Do you feel that normalcy is overrated?