My Mum used to have a saying - 'If he's normal, I know where there is a house full'. Anyway, on with the quiz

1. Do you prefer beer or sex?
Why decide?
2. Would you rather be run over by a truck or play the banjo?
Depends on the make of truck
3. True or False: Catspaw49 is a space alien.
I always read it as Catspaw69.
4. On a scale of 1 to 10, where do you rate yourself?
I don't have scales. What do you think I am. A fish?
5. On which side do/did you part your hair?
The back.
6. What was the lowest educational level you have had?
A third degree in gibberish
7. Were you at the coronation of Elizabeth II?
Who?
8. How about the coronation of Elizabeth I?
What about it?
9. Would you prefer a Honda Gold Wing or Harley-Davidson?
Royal Enfield Bullet
10. Do you feel that normalcy is overrated?
Yo.

Well, doc, what's the verdict?

DtG