1. Do you prefer beer or sex?
Yes.
2. Would you rather be run over by a truck or play the banjo?
OK, play the banjo, if I knew how. Frailing, bluegrass, Pete Seeger style--it's all good. Yes, I like banjo!
3. True or False: Catspaw49 is a space alien.
Yes. (But aren't we all?)
4. On a scale of 1 to 10, where do you rate yourself?
1 & 10
5. On which side do/did you part your hair?
No.
6. What was the lowest educational level you have had?
Life.
7. Were you at the coronation of Elizabeth II?
Wasn't everyone? (Um, who?)
8. How about the coronation of Elizabeth I?
Wasn't everyone? (Um, who?)
9. Would you prefer a Honda Gold Wing or Harley-Davidson?
Yes, of course. But I don't ride anymore; I know my limits. My "motorcycle" is now an Infinity GS37S.
10. Do you feel that normalcy is overrated?
"Normal" is a statistic. No one I have ever known is normal. For example, I have never heard of any Thanksgiving that in any way resembles that Norman Rockwell painting. For starters.

Saul