I have even more than that, Amos. I have an upperclass i-Harridan AND a lowerclass i-Harridan living in Hull and Twillingsgate, UK. I have a muckraking English i-journalist raising alarums about aliens in the Royal Family and secret paramilitary projects involving giant skinks and blood-drinking members of the peerage. I have an entire assemblage of i-simians living in the Chicago area. I have an i-OPP officer named Jennifer Dana. I have an i-relationship with William Shatner...and am working on establishing one with Winona Ryder.

And that's just the tip of the i-ceberg!