I just had to browse this thread 'cause I love the title. My curiosity has been rewarded in many ways, but especially by 'Spaw's contirbution of the "Official Million-and-Oneth" verse to "Old Time Religion". Now for the "Million-and-Senond":

Out of all Creator's beasties, My favorites are the leasties, From the labors of the yeasties, God makes booze for you and me.