Come to think of it, yes. maybe there are a couple of people on Mudcat I would get in the ring with....

"And as he slumps in his corner, his seconds taping up the cut above his left eye, his lips cut and puffed out... He murmurs a comment to his opponent in the opposite corner, still fresh and pushing his seconds away. "But the 1954 interpretation is the ONLY interpretation Ian..." Before the referee signals for his seconds to throw in the towel."

Must stop eating cheese before going to bed.....