As a 25-year-old woman measuring 4 feet, 7 inches tall, I would like to register my objection to this thread as a whole. My solicitor will shor--er, soon be in touch with you regarding compensation for mental anguish. Dammit, if I have to fight with the bouncer every damned time I want a pint or simply an hour at the bar, someone's going to pay!!! ;)

(Do I win the "most random thread extension" prize for the day? :D)

Molly