The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #88017   Message #3265811
Posted By: Jack Campin
29-Nov-11 - 09:05 PM
Thread Name: What can you Not write songs about?
Subject: RE: What can you Not write songs about?
(tune: Michael Row Your Boat Ashore)

Michael wipe your arse again,
Hallelujah,
Moistened tissues will ease the pain,
Hallelujah.

Vindaloo it burns like coal,
Hallelujah,
Tingles the throat but it shreds your hole,
Hallelujah.

Eat habanero, you just can't stop,
Hallelujah,
Then clench your buttocks with every plop,
Halleujah...