The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3269522
Posted By: Little Hawk
06-Dec-11 - 07:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Yes, but what he doesn't realize is that Shane created him! And I created Shane....which means....that....
Omigod.
WHAT HAVE I DONE??????????????
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Amos, you misunderstand Chongo's good intentions. His actions are entirely dependent upon Shaking Willie's actions, you see. If Mr Willie is merely intent on paying me a pleasant social call, then Chongo will be happy to sit down with him, offer him a drink and a cigar, and discuss fine literature like the Raymond Chandler novels and Sam Spade. If, on the other hand, Shaking Willie proves to have some harmful intentions towards mois, then Chongo will rip his head off, stuff it down his throat sideways, and leave his bullet-riddled body tied upsidedown to a nearby lamp post as a warning to the unwise.
This seems like a reasonable enough approach to me, it's clear and simple, easy to understand, and it leaves Shaking Willie entirely in charge of whether he lives or dies, dependent strictly on his own actions.