My...friend...a man known as Little Hawk on this web forum, has informed me that my special blessings are needed to ferry this...conversation...over the threshold of 43,000 posts. We...or rather you...are now on that threshold with only 3 posts to go. Or two after this one...I think.

At any rate, he has been pestering me for some time about it. Okay. I am a fairly generous man. Some people would dispute that, but they are...prejudiced. They have a jaundiced view of things, driven, I suspect, by their own disappointments, and I'm not responsible for those, am I.

I am a generous man. It is therefore in that spirit of generosity that I now willingly give my blessing to this thread as it is about to pass the boundary of 43,000 posts, and I say...Live Long and...

Hell, no. I can't say that. No way, people. Here's what I really have to say about it.

For God's sake! Get a life! Here you are frittering away your days typing forgettable dreck on a pointless thread on an obscure internet forum that most people in Hollywood have never even heard of. Get real. I can't believe you people are still doing this.

This is William Shatner, signing off. God bless.