Oh, Jemima look at your Uncle Jim
Diving in the duckpond, learning how to swim
First he does the breast stroke and then he does the crawl
Now he's under the water, doing nothing at all.

Oh Jemima look at your Uncle Jim
Scrubbing down the deck with water, soap and vim
First kneels on his left knee, then he kneels on his right
Then he kneels on the bar of soap, and skids right out of sight.


Happy childhood days! And now recently remembered after hearing the Welsh choir singing at the Millenium on Saturday before the Wales -v- Australia game. (I of course gave my own rendition with the above!)