This version know was sung by NEWTS - Leeds University Swimming & Water Polo in the late 1950's and early 60s

It is similar to the balham vicar but the last few lines have a different story to tell

oh the vicar and the verger of the village chuch, the vicar said fun
"I bet had more girls than you" and the verger said "right done"

we'll stand outside the village church and this shall this shall be our sign

you ring ding dong for the girls you've done and I'll bing bong for mine

ring a ding a dong bing bong ding dong
there were moe ding dongs than there were bing bongs

until a fine young made came by and the curate rang bing bong
oh there is no ding dong there, that is my wife i do declare

I don't give a bugger cos I've been there !

ring a ding a dong bing bong