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Thread #141980   Message #3270981
Posted By: Nigel Parsons
09-Dec-11 - 08:03 AM
Thread Name: BS: Best Scottish joke of the year
Subject: RE: BS: Best Scottish joke of the year
Obviously not a joke of this year.

Why do threepenny bits have 12 sides?
So you can use a wrench to get one out of a Scotsmans hand.


The above joke has heritage status, as I heard it in the playground C1965. (long before 'pc' was invented)