SUbcutaneous blood is the best sort, Rapparree. The serious problems only begin when it gets outside the skin...

LH, your rationale for sitting to pee is meretricious and without merit. Nothing beats the satisfaction afforded to the user by skilled mastery of the point-and-tink interface. It says that here is a being who foregoes docile comfort for stand-up style, who faces the world with his pecker in his hand, unafraid, leaving his mark on the world with elan. The notion of hunkering down and folding your dingus down between your thighs to aim it is timid and wan in contrast.

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