Raparee:

Of all men the master of the very fanciest, most skiddle-coated, addle-pated, double-tongued, triple-dipped and sugar-dusted untruths heard in the halls of Mankind, you should know full well that a plain untruth is a dark, dull, and colorless thing compared to a real bang 'em up, rare back and let fly, super-hummer-dinger banger sort of untruth. You've had the qualifying experience all the way there and back. Why, even your disingenuous question is a classic example of the art, in its quieter style.



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