George Dubya & his running mate decide to take a day off from the campaign trail for a little vacation.
Dub says "I heard of a Mississippi river cruse that only costs 29.95",so they decide to take it.
When their limo arrives at the dock,Dick Chaney goes into the office & lays his money on the counter. The travel agent promptly pulls out a baseball bat,knocks Dick out cold,wraps him in a floatation device,& throws him in the river.
Dubya goes in & the same thing happens.
A while later they're both floating down the Mississippi with splitting headaches, when Dick turns to Dubya & says "Do you think they serve meals on this cruise"?
"I don't think so"says Dub,"They didn't last year".

A priest goes to a barbershop in Washington DC.
When he's done getting his haircut he asks the barber how much he owes him.
"Nothing"says the barber,"I consider it a service to the lord".

The next day when the barber arrives at work he finds 12 prayer books & a thank you note on his doorstep.

A cop goes to the same barber & when he's done with his haircut asks "How much do I owe you"?
"Nothing "says the barber,"I consider it a service to the community".

The next day the barber finds a dozen doughnuts on his doorstep.

A US senator goes to the same barber & gets the same deal. The barber stating "I consider it a service to the country".

The next day there were 12 senators on his doorstep.

DB.