KREE-GAH! Shingles bundolo Tarmangani! Gom! Gom!

translation: "BEWARE! Shingles are killing the white men! Run! Run!"

(The above Ape-English translation was made by me, Chongo Chimp, a longtime friend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes.)

Amos, I gotta say that that was one of the finest pieces of poetry I've ever seen. Hell, even Bogart would be impressed. You may be a shameless purveyor of politically-motivated slander, but you definitely got literary talent. Ook! Ook!

- Chongo