The Mayans went up to Georgia
Looking for some maidens fair
To sacrifice at the temple house
But they found no maidens there.

There were married broads a plenty
And deflowered tarts as well,
But the Injuns said to the Mayan lord,
"You're wanting maidens? Hell!!

We're rough and tough and randy
And we hunt and fight real good.
We do beer and gin and brandy,
But we don't do maidenhood."