Valid point, Ian

".... as the faithful shuffle in to church, she and the others shuffle to the pub ..."

Didn't you ever wonder why the pub and the Church are so close to each other in most villages?

In Stow (Lincolnshire) there used to be a French window opening from one of the bars onto the churchyard. Perhaps not the best place to fall asleep during a session - you might wake up with earth on top of you!