Well there I was, having a quiet contemplate when there was all this banging on the door!

Well, says I, I can't be having this when I'm trying to contemplate quietly....

Then this beribboned wombattette stuck her nose under the door which is just not on... I mean, I was going as fast as I could....

Then this bobcat wiggled under and started to play with the TP roll.... I ask you!!! Wot a bleedin' liberty, shredding a girl's TP when she needs it most.

I'm going to find a table to sit under - preferably one with a gerbil bottle of gin attached to it.

LTS