You reap what you sowed.

You failed "Parenting 101" much too long ago.

First - you should have led the children to master a "universal trade." A. Plumbing B. Welding C. Prostitution D. Carpentry E. Masonry F. Brick Laying (see C above) G. Roofing (especially artistry thatched) H. Gardening (lawn mowing - my "first hire was at age ten') I. Handshaking with smiles (90 percent of all jobs are clenched in the first ten secounds. J. Glazing K. Tile L. Dirt, shovel and wheel-barrow

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Best Wishes for the New Year. Keep the doors locked, the knives hidden, and the gun loaded.