Don't go to Samoa Friday morning (pronounced 'moaning')
In fact don't go anytime soon.
The islands are due for re-zoning
They're twinning them with Brigadoon

   Bring back, our time zone,
   Oh bring back our time zone, please do, please do.
   We've had the wrong time zone
   Since July 1892

They'll drink Thursday night in Samoa.
Raise glasses to cheer, and slake thirst.
They'll drink from the Thursday night o'er
Into Saturday 31st.

   Bring back, our time zone,
   Oh bring back our time zone, please do, please do.
   We've had the wrong time zone
   Since July 1892