If your velcro is tacky, send it back as the glue holding the hooks onto the tape has not set....

If your Xmas is tacky, well done, you've arrived.

Great Yarmouth eh? An American friend was with me in London and commented that the place was too modern to fit into his preconceived image of the place. He was then going to visit some long lost relatives in Great Yarmouth. On his return he said "That's it! That place is the living image of the old movies (Ealing variety I assume) portraying England!

In short, Great Yarmouth has reached the '60s and is plotting a course towards the '70s.

And that makes it a rather charming place. I was there on business only a few weeks ago. Bit of a bugger to drive to from 'Oop North....