Spam, Spam, eggs and Spam. I'll have his Spam. I love Spam. etc...
(Monty Python, anyone??)

I heard report not so long ago where they found a Twinkie that had been around for like 50 years, or something. They unwrapped it, and it was still, um "fresh."

Some health-oriented food critic was deconstructing Twinkies once on "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" on NPR. Paula Poundstone said, "You may know a lot about Twinkies, buddy. But you don't know nothing about living!"

I'm just saying...

Saul