KREE-GAH!!! This place is fulla crazy human bozos who are livin' proof that evolution ain't what it's cracked up to be. You can tell that by the company, uh? Even when I drink heavily I am still more lucid than some of the people here. Specially Rap. The man is beyond help. If it wasn't fer his fine understandin' of firearms and mayhem, the man would be a write-off. My buddy Clint (Eastwood) told me he met Rap one time in Reno, Nevada, and they yakked all night about sidearms and pump shotguns and stuff. Too bad I wasn't there. I'd have enjoyed that.

- Chongo