Well, our church youth group served dinner to homeless people, and I did the invocation before dinner (they called me "pastor Joe"). I sang them this Epiphany classic:

We three kings of Orient are,
Smoking on a two-bit cigar
It was loaded, it exploded...
Boom!

Somebody said the song sounded like it came from an Irish pub. I said I learned it in Catholic school - same thing....

So I read the Epiphany story in the Gospel of Matthew, and had our youth group kids sing the real "We Three Kings" with me, and a good time was had by all.

-Joe-