There is rights and then there is rights, Mister R. Until you learn to tell the difference, you're assertions are blither and blather in the Cosmic toilet bowl. But I repeat myself.

One right, of course, that I will never allow anyone to impugn or compromise is my right to defend myself against the encroachments of soi-disant solipsists, to speak plainly in the face of overweening braggadocio, and to lower by a notch any rampant ego who seeks to disrupt the Pax Momae.

Thus, take fair warning; eternal vigilance is levied on your hijinks and your caterwauling ways.


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