well, actually, to be honest I don't believe there should be an award for trousers. these are folk trousers, and such competitive awards are totally out of place within the traditional trousers that we all wear and love. In fact, several admirers of my trousers wanted to nominate them, and I said NO ... if I was nominated I would refuse to accept the trousers award....
Derek, who is now going to take off his trousers and go to bed....