A star, quite simply, is someone who shines at his or her craft. A star comedian, for example, is someone who is very funny. George Carlin would be a star. A celebrity is someone in that field who blows donkey dick from Saturn but is still famous for some damn reason no one can figure out. Andy Dick, for example, is a celebrity. He has to be the worst comedian I ever saw in my life and I fervently hope each time I see him will be the last but somehow this totally unfunny shitbox manages to grab the media spotlight--usually to apologize for some other completely stupid, unfunny thing he said that he obviously thought was going to prove to everyone that he really is funny and witty in a risque way but merely results in yet another face-palm moment.

And the celebrities are increasing.