Silas - [[I said to him "Sex with a dog? Just how low can you get?"

He replied, "About as low as a poodle"]]

I'd say sex with a wiener dog's even lower!


BTW, for a man to "have sex with" a dog might automatically count as "rape" (unless the bitch was in heat), but DK if that would be true the other way around. Judging by how eager most male dogs are to "hump" anything and anyone in sight, I think it would be hard to argue
"lack of consent."
But then, when was the last time a woman was prosecuted for raping a dog?