There's a place in France where the Alligators dance
and the dance they do was invented by Magoo
but Magoo can't dance so they kicked him in the pants
and the pants he wore cost a dollar ninety four, plus tax
but the tax was wrong so they had to sing a song
and the song they sang went like this.....

Another valley girl version. I grew up in the San Fernando valley which is a suburb of LA county. Right next door to Simi Vally.