"Tipping the Blackjack Dealer"

A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen
count in his hand were arguing about whether
or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.

The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not
the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good
cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do
with it so, why should I tip him?"

The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip
the waiter?"

"Yes."

"Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you
cards, so you should tip me."

"Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for.
So I'll take an eight."


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"At the Department Store"

While at work one day at my department store
I was working hard stocking the shelves. During
this time a lady approached and said, "Excuse
me, sir, but do you work here?"

I replied "Yes", while thinking to myself, 'Nope, it's
just that everyone that works here wants to
dress like me.'"

The lady then told me that she saw an item she
wanted boxed on the shelf but it wasn't out on
display. Next she asked me if it would be to too
much trouble for me to open the box to let her look at
it. Now I'm thinking to myself again, 'You better
buy this, after putting me through all this trouble.'

After opening the box and examining the product
closely she smiled and thanked me for letting her see
the item. I then asked her if she wanted to buy
the item and she said,

"Yes, but do you have one that hasn't been
opened!"