Yeah, bones, drums and spoons are just great in sessions. Any session but mine, that is. Zero tolerance for these talentless, insensitive tossers...

Reading through this thread, I felt very tempted to learn to play the spoons - badly - so I could get up the nose of some of the intolerant tossers who have posted to this thread.

Yes, you do get poor percussionists in sessions, just as you get poor fiddlers, poor whistle players, etc. etc. but nowhere near as often as some here seem to make out, so little more tolerance please.