Cats, don't count me out! Did I not say you might have to wait until Brigid for the rest of your gift?

The snails are standing by and ready to be loaded with goodies bound for Cornwall, but, er, Santa has had rather a lot on his plate lately and hasn't yet found that perfect something that is just right for you.

But he will! He has vowed to make your Brigid (or perhaps Valentine's day, depending on how fast the snails crawl) one you won't soon forget!

Affectionate regards,
Grandfather Winter