"This picture is of Henry VIII in his later years", he said, not thinking.

"Oh, my grandmother has very sensitive feet!", he said onanistically.

"What an odd way to make love!" he said incuriously.

"Eins, zwei...", sbe began drily. "Drei...", he went on fearfully.

"O!" she said roundly.

"I was executed in Edinburgh Castle", moaned the ghost, heedlessly.