It may have been recorded first by the Fugs, but evidently it is all down to Weber. Weber wrote some crap in his time, and this one just about caps them all. Fun though.

BOOBS A LOT
(Steve Weber)

Do you like boobsalot
Yes I like boobsalot
Ya gotta like boobsalot
Really like boobsalot
Ya gotta like boobsalot, boobsalot, boobsalot
Ya gotta like boobsalot

Down in the locker room just we boys
Beating down the locker room with all that noise
Singin' do you like boobsalot
Ya gotta like boobsalot, boobsalot, boobsalot
Ya gotta like boobsalot

Do you wear your jockalot
Yes I wear my jockalot
Got to wear your jockalot, jockalot, jockalot
Got to wear your jockalot
Got to wear your jockalot, got to wear your jockalot
'Cause out on the football, football field
You never can tell what a heel can wield
So you got to wear your jockalot, jockalot, jockalot
Ya gotta wear your jockalot

If I had a flag along
If I had a flag along
If I had a long flag along
If I had a long flag along
If you like boobsalot, tag along
Be Bebop da boobsalot
Yes I like boobsalot, boobsalot, boobsalot
Ya gotta like boobsalot

They're big and round, they're all around
They're big and round, they're all around

Do you like boobsalot
Yes I like boobsalot
Boobsalot, boobsalot
Ya gotta like boobsalot
Do ya like boobsalot
Ya gotta like boobsalot, boobsalot, boobsalot
Ya gotta like boobsalot
Down in the locker room just we boys
Beating down the locker room with all that noise
Singin' do you like boobsalot
Yes I like boobsalot
Boobsalot, boobsalot

Ya gotta like boobsalot
Do you wear your jockalot
Yes I wear my jockalot
Got to wear your jockalot
You got to wear your jockalot
Got to wear your jockalot
Got to wear your jockalot
Got to wear your jockalot, got to wear your jockalot
'Cause out on the football field
You never can tell what a heel can yield
So you got to wear your jockalot
Got to wear your jockalot
Got to wear your jockalot

If I had a flag along
If I had a flag along
If I had a long flag along
If I had a long flag along
If you like boobsalot, tag along
Be Bebop da boobsalot
Yes I like boobsalot, boobsalot, boobsalot
Ya gotta like boobsalot

They're big and round, they're all around
They're big and round, they're all around

Words and music Steve Weber United International ASCAP.

--Stewie.