I don't know if Mr. Paul named his son after Ayn, or if Romney drove for 12 hours with a diarrhetic dog on his car roof, or if Newt nailed half of DC while impeaching Clinton for his unworthy peccadilloes, or if Santorum is just a hate-filled hatey-guy.
What I do know is that, as a liberal democrat, I wish my guy was running against better people. You know, for the sake of the country and all that.
Just once I'd like to go into the voting booth and say "I don't know who to vote for; they're all so good." sigh.