Warning. I repeat, warning. VERY poor VERY PI VERY dark joke coming. Seriously, if you read it and then put the piss to me over it... I don't care. You have been warned.

"She had an inauspicious launch at Sestri Ponente on 2 September 2005, when the champagne bottle failed to break." Wiki.

Soooo... are the French being investigated?

Told yas.