The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #142677   Message #3296138
Posted By: Paul Burke
25-Jan-12 - 01:58 PM
Thread Name: Ever play 'Tom Swifty'?
Subject: RE: Ever play 'Tom Swifty'?
"The enemy didn't just shoot at us, they said naughty words too!", said Tom, focused.

"Quick, Matilda, run away!" he shouted flightily.

"Cut the cackle Archbishop, and just eat your dinner", he said gracelessly.

"I was stupid to wear only shorts and a vest in this weather", he said moronically.

"My new girlfiend is blonde, with lovely tight buttocks", he said, firm but fair.