Most of us have our secret gods Bill.

On the Mudcat haters, I am minded to repeat a cartoon I read several years ago.

A couple of christians waiting outside the Golden Gates to be admitted to the kingdom of heaven.....on their left is a huge queue snaking over the hills to a glowing manhole, where two little devils are gleefully forking the atheists, agnostics etc into a fiery hell.

One christian turns to the other and says......."Dont look so bloody smug now....do they?"

It works on many levels.