How about:

"She Wrecked My Chevy So I Hid Her Knitting Needles: Tales from Maine"

"Tall Tales and Short Stories"

"We Ain't Right: Stories, Lies and Maine Lies"

"You're Not Going to Believe This: Stories from Maine"

"Wives are Tough, Stories Ain't, It's a Maine Thing"

"We Lie 'n Proud of It: Tall Tales from Maine"

"Lyin' Ain't Lyin' in Maine, It's What We Do"

"War 'n Piece, What Else Ya' Gonna Do in a Maine Winter?"

Awww, never mind...

B~