"I'm rather stiff from living in a low ceilinged loft", said Tom rheumatically.

"Brackets to the lot of you!" (he said) parenthetically.


"Only I can commentate on a royal wedding", said Richard Dimbleby.

"I don't give a feck!", said Jack fecklessly.

"I've discovered a way to hold my glasses on", said Tom spectacularly.

"I only read one page of that D'urbervilles book", said Tom infinitesimally.